Woohoo! Fifteen new Breaking Dawn Part 2 stills. And here we go.
|[Bella] W00t! I'm sparkly,|
just like the engagement ring I'm wearing on my *right* hand.
|[Bella] Mmm, first thought: hormones.|
|[Bella] Second thought: time to suck some animals dry!|
|[Bella] Third thought: kickin' ass.|
|[Bella] Wait a second, Jacob, you brought Charlie here?|
I kill sweet woodland creatures and granite boulders -
I'd rather not kill Charlie.
|[Bella] On second thought, this isn't so bad.|
[Charlie] Huh, her skin is frozen and hard,
but that's hardly worth mentioning.
|[Charlie] I think I'll just accept this whole thing |
with a nearly-unbelievable lack of fuss or questioning.
|[Aro] Madame, your love nest awaits. Allow us to escort you.|
|[Esme] Ta-daaaa! I hope you like it. I reinforced the walls because, well, you know. Enjoy!|
|[Alice and poor, defiled-hair Jasper] WTF, where's our cottage?|
|[Emmett] Well it's good that she didn't get us a cottage. |
We'd just smash it.
|[Esme] Is it creepy that I'm looking in their windows? |
Ooh look, Bella's checking out the closet!
|[Every girl in |
[Bella] Meh. Where are the jeans.
|[Edward] Forget the clothes. |
In fact, forget the ones you have on, too.
|[80 years later, when they've finally emerged and yet no one has aged] |
This isn't weird at all! Happy ever after, Bell-ward and Rene-cob!