August 1, 2012

LOTS of New Breaking Dawn: Part 2 Pictures!

New Breaking Dawn: Part 2 pictures are here!  Let's lighten the mood a bit and have some fun with captions, shall we?

[Bella:] Ohai Edward, I can see your hotness
in stunning 1080p now that I have vampire-vision.
[Edward:] We're the same temperature now.  EVERYWHERE.
*winkwink*
[Bella's undead heart beats faster]
[Bella:] .O *remembers*
Where's my halfling baby?
[Rosalie:] Right here.  See, I didn't eat her.
[collectively:] Hey, so what'd you name her?
[Bella:] Renesmee.
[Alice:] WTF?
[Senna and Zafrina:] WTF?
[Garrett:] WTF?
[Aro:] WTF?
[Irina:] That name makes me want to cry.
[Jacob:] That name isn't going to sound good
in my too-loud mental fantasies.
[Michael Jackson:] [Aro:] Ohhhhh snap!
[Edward:] Jacob.  Dude, what's wrong with you, she's just a baby.
[Bella:] Srsly.
[Jacob:] *shrug* Werewolf imprinting, remember?
I'm hot.  Blooded.  Ruhnezmay is gonna love it.
[Bella:] *growls*
[Edward:] Jacob.  Run.
[Bella:] Shhh, don't worry,
you're much prettier than your name.
[Bella:] Because you look shockingly like
the biological child Rob and I will never have.
[Irina:] Now I really want to cry.
Sorry.  All roads lead to the Twipocalypse in my head right now.  Enjoy the photos *sniffle*

--MyAfterCar

18 comments:

  1. LOL, dude that cracked me up - kudos!

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  2. That was positively brilliant! LMAO!

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  3. Lmao! Those are great, thank you for that ;)

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  4. That was positively brilliant! LMAO!

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  5. That was positively brilliant! LMAO!

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  6. That was positively brilliant! LMAO!

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  7. That was AWESOME! Well done, bb. :)

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  8. Fantastic twist of humor today, & I love it!!!

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  9. Dude- how did I not know you had a blog? Just the laugh I needed :) although the "child we'll never have" did kill me. *sobs*

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  10. LOL! UGH! Thanks for apologizing for the Twipocolyse!

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  11. Holy crap LOL!!!!!

    This is exactly what we needed right now. And that Michael Jackson Oh snap bit had me rolling around laughing! I'm going to show everyone I know this!

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  12. Holy crap LOL!!!!!

    This is exactly what we needed right now. And that Michael Jackson Oh snap bit had me rolling around laughing! I'm going to show everyone I know this!

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