Taylor: "Kristen, what happened to the rest of that shirt?"Kristen: "well the ol' shirt knot got old so i cut that f'ing sh*t off."Rob: "kristen!... earmuffs...!"Mackenzie: "oooh cameras!"Elizabeth: "Vacant stare, Vacant Stare, Vacant Stare..."
LOL!!! Love this!
hehehe .. i happen to lurve her potty mouth !
That's too good. Can't think of anything better. :)
Elizabeth: I should have been the one that had the baby.....Kristen: It had to be me. I'm the sh*t. Just had to be. Rob: Eehh, she is the effin sh*t Elizabeth. Taylor: Hey Kristen. Hey hey hey. Hey Kristen, hi. Hey, hi. Kristen hi. Mackenzie: How the f*ck did I get here with these people....?
Kristen: Oh God, thats your gassy face. Rob: I cant help it! I ate one too many In and Out burgers. (Rob lets one go)Kristen: Geese, I cant take you anywhere!
kristen: hey i just met you and this is crazy but heres my number so call me maybe??rob:oh not again kristen ...taylor:she just dosent shut up dose she ..?elizabeth:nopemackenzie:how did i end up with these wierdos...
Liz- Ouch, my bag is so sore...Peter's hung like a donkey.Mackenzie - Kristen said she'd teach me to drive one day. Sweeeeet.Kristen - Sure crazy Krisiban, I'll accept your marriage proposal. Why not.Rob - phfffffft...I think that Hot Pocket was expired.......Taylor - Liz is looking HOT.
That first sentence was supposed to say "VAG" not bag. Gah!
Kristen: Who cares if I farted!Rob: oh yeah....I smell itTaylor: What the heck is going on down there...Mackenzie: Just keep smiling for the camerasElizabeth: Hahahahaha.... kids these days.