While you boys fight over me, I'm going to snack and contemplate the benefits of Team Switzerland.
Hold me, Edward - the popcorn are Victoria's puppets!
K, I actually think this one's kinda cool...
Mmm, soda - tastes just like mountain lion!
Thought New Moon packing tape had the competition sewn up when it came to weird Twilight merch? Think again, TwiCrackers!
I thougtht Eclipse gum came close, but Eclipse fruit snacks just took the prize in my books - because nothing says Vampire-Wearwolf-Human love triangle like high-fructose corn-syrup - fact!
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