November 20, 2009

New Moon is a "Moral Vacuum": Vatican Gives New Moon a Poopy Review

As TwiTarded says, Suck It: New Moon is the Best Moral Vacuum I've ever experienced :-)

Awesome. Even the Vatican weighs in on New Moon:
The Vatican has blasted New Moon, calling it "deviant" and a "moral vacuum".

The Twilight sequel, which hits cinemas this weekend, has been criticised by the governing body of the Roman Catholic Church for its supernatural references.

"This theme of vampires in Twilight combines a mixture of excesses that, as ever is aimed at young people and gives a heavy esoteric element," complained the Vatican's culture council leader, Monsignor Franco Perazzolo.

He added, "This film is nothing more than a moral vacuum with a deviant message and as such should be of concern."

The Vatican's stance comes as something of a surprise as they have softened their stance on certain blockbusters recently - approving the most recent Harry Potter film and calling the sequel to The Da Vinci Code "harmless entertainment".
Ha ha.



  1. Wow, that was an unnecessarily heavy statement.

    Even though the "Twilight" saga is aimed at a YA audience it obviously has broken out of its intended target group.

    However, as much as I'm annoyed I understand why they feel the need to make statements about popular culture - I just wish they were consistent.

  2. this coming from the church that allows preists to sexually assault young boys

  3. I could say the same for Vatican!!! Sorry have no respect for you. Moral vacuum is the vatican.

  4. Why is anyone asking the Vatican what they think of movies? I mean really, do we care? NO!

    The funny thing is they're all in a tizzy over the "supernatural", uhm excuse me Monsignor but you're entire religion is based on the supernatural!

  5. that's ironic... Twilight is pro-abstinence and these hypocrites think it's a moral vacuum. Honestly, I don't even think they understand the Twilight saga at all

  6. The vatican should be praying for everyone's soul and negotiating peace in the world and instead they are spending all their time watching movies?!! Holy crap!

  7. A special thanks to the vatican for ensuring New Moon will be a success...such a negative endorsement always makes for a box office winner!

  8. Um... I have four words for them PE. DO. PHI. LIA.

    Seriously.... seriously? Vatican can talk once the've addressed their own moral vacuum! Losers!!

    And one more thing... Why are they reading/watching said vacuum?

  9. It is a "moral vacuum"- it sucks our time, money, and souls- we're all going to be damned!! If this movie is a moral vacuum than my life is a damnation! Someone help me, cuz I've been sucked up to obsession!!


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