September 9, 2009

Twilight XXX Parody: You Knew it Might Happen One Day!

Pornified Bella: NOT PG-13 :)

Yikes. This is totally inappropriate, but hey, I just blog what I'm reading about! :-) Sex & relationships Examiner shares news of a different type of Twilight parody:

Two things there's just no end to: Twilight Mania, and the market for porn parodies. Aha! There's an idea! On October 15, 2009, Devil's Film will release This Isn't Twilight: The XXX Parody, starring Jenna Haze.

It's actually the second Twilight porn parody I'm aware of: In May I reported on the release of the Twilight of Virginity porn spoof from adult film company French Connection. But this one is much higher-profile: Jenna Haze, cast in the role of a pornified Bella for this parody, won Female Performer of the Year at the 2009 AVN Awards Show and is one of the biggest names in porn.

Probably the only Twilight-related merchandise I'm really NOT tempted to buy. hehe.

20 comments:

  1. OMG! You're right, we all should have seen this coming LoL :D It's hilarious :D

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  2. Really hilarious! We know that Twilight sells and porn has always sold, so it's logical to put the two together. Jenna even has a vague (!) resemblance to Kristen, though they'll have to look sharp to find a Robquivalent. Here's to the French Connection. :-)

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  3. wow... thats all i can say LOL Listen if its NOT the real RP im not intrested! :)

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  4. They could have gotten a hotter Edward!

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  5. haha. should of seen this coming, pretty sick eh? :L x

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  6. I think I just heard Stephenie Meyer screaming...

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  7. ewwww...

    so didn't need that mental image on my head...i'm no prude, but twilight and "cheap" porn just doesn't go well together!!

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  8. eeeeeewwwwwwwww.....

    That Edward looks just creepy! Ick!

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  9. irreverent, blech!

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  10. OMG!! LOL this sick and creepy but at the same time my curiosity has peaked...I wonder how they would twist pivotal scenes...ugh never mind LOL

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  11. lol oh gross...but wat u talkin bout this hideous demented EdWAD is too close to the idiot in the books...describes him perfectly hideous boring and just annoying looking
    anyway......
    by looking at the Victoria..im out

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  12. lmao wait until Stephanie meyers finds out that a porn movie was made of her chaste book

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  13. I knew it was only a matter of time, but really . . .vampire porn just in time for Halloween? Isn't that a little too cliche?

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  14. Omg! I'm curious, but this may ruin it for me. Besides, I only have eyes for Rob.

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  15. I bet they make james and Victoria and them totally dirty.....

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  16. guarantee you the porn will be better acted than the actual Twilight movies

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  17. I hope there's wolf porn. Bestiality, baby.

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