Pornified Bella: NOT PG-13 :)Yikes. This is totally inappropriate, but hey, I just blog what I'm reading about! :-) Sex & relationships Examiner shares news of a different type of Twilight parody:
Probably the only Twilight-related merchandise I'm really NOT tempted to buy. hehe.Two things there's just no end to: Twilight Mania, and the market for porn parodies. Aha! There's an idea! On October 15, 2009, Devil's Film will release This Isn't Twilight: The XXX Parody, starring Jenna Haze.
It's actually the second Twilight porn parody I'm aware of: In May I reported on the release of the Twilight of Virginity porn spoof from adult film company French Connection. But this one is much higher-profile: Jenna Haze, cast in the role of a pornified Bella for this parody, won Female Performer of the Year at the 2009 AVN Awards Show and is one of the biggest names in porn.
Is it sick that I want to see this?
ReplyDeleteOMG! You're right, we all should have seen this coming LoL :D It's hilarious :D
ReplyDeleteWho plays Jacob?
ReplyDeleteReally hilarious! We know that Twilight sells and porn has always sold, so it's logical to put the two together. Jenna even has a vague (!) resemblance to Kristen, though they'll have to look sharp to find a Robquivalent. Here's to the French Connection. :-)
ReplyDeletewow... thats all i can say LOL Listen if its NOT the real RP im not intrested! :)
ReplyDeleteThey could have gotten a hotter Edward!
ReplyDeletehaha. should of seen this coming, pretty sick eh? :L x
ReplyDelete@ Daisy LoL I agree ;)
ReplyDeleteI think I just heard Stephenie Meyer screaming...
ReplyDeleteewwww...
ReplyDeleteso didn't need that mental image on my head...i'm no prude, but twilight and "cheap" porn just doesn't go well together!!
eeeeeewwwwwwwww.....
ReplyDeleteThat Edward looks just creepy! Ick!
irreverent, blech!
ReplyDeleteOMG!! LOL this sick and creepy but at the same time my curiosity has peaked...I wonder how they would twist pivotal scenes...ugh never mind LOL
ReplyDeletelol oh gross...but wat u talkin bout this hideous demented EdWAD is too close to the idiot in the books...describes him perfectly hideous boring and just annoying looking
ReplyDeleteanyway......
by looking at the Victoria..im out
lmao wait until Stephanie meyers finds out that a porn movie was made of her chaste book
ReplyDeleteI knew it was only a matter of time, but really . . .vampire porn just in time for Halloween? Isn't that a little too cliche?
ReplyDeleteOmg! I'm curious, but this may ruin it for me. Besides, I only have eyes for Rob.
ReplyDeleteI bet they make james and Victoria and them totally dirty.....
ReplyDeleteguarantee you the porn will be better acted than the actual Twilight movies
ReplyDeleteI hope there's wolf porn. Bestiality, baby.
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