RPattz: Oh Kristen, I can never be with someone who doesn't have as schmexy hair as I do!
KStew: Lol, whatevs, Rob - no one can resist the way I rock this mullet - I'm a badass chick *nudge nudge* just what you need!
Ashlice: Srsly, you're looking over there - have you seen how good I look today?!
Taycob: What the hell?! Do people only heart me when my shirt's off? Why won't they see that I'm not just a beefcake *sigh*
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