July 31, 2009

Nikki thinks Rob looks like a girl

^Randomest pic of Rob ever?

According to People, Nikki Reed thinks Rob's lure is because "Rob is sort of feminine looking and I think young girls like boys that look like women".

Oh, Nikki, I'm no "young girl" (27) and Rob is no "boy" (alllllll man!) but he still makes me melt!

Exhibit A*

However, despite the fact he's *smouldering, Rob is... (don't hate me) "odd" looking - beautiful yes, but in a decidedly odd way!

Letters To Rob explained it best with their post "What is it about Rob Pattinson" - check this excerpt:

Moon: Seriously, what is it about this boy?! Like really what is it?!
UC
: I know! I dunno!
Moon
: Is it that he played Edward??
UC
: I mean, NO! I don’t think so. I mean. It helps, but…
Moon
: of course
UC
: He doesn’t look like Edward on the Remember Me set. He’s not being Edward
Moon
: he’s pretty hot
UC
: Let’s discuss this
Moon
: yes let’s break down the allure of Rob:

Breaking it Down

Ok so obviously the physical- he’s tall, good looking, great hair, but he’s not like the hottest man ever, right? Like if I saw him in real life and he was a regular dude…
UC
: No. Not Ever.
...
Moon: I would think he was cute and stuff but I wouldn’t lose my shit.

Personally I think there's some very delicate equation for Rob's hottness along the lines of:

sex hair + bedroom eyes + musician fingers
_______________________________ x jawesomeness
adorkableness


We want to know - why is Rob schmexy?

- Lorabell

46 comments:

  1. He got me at first sight- because of his smile- drew me in like a moth to light! then his eyes,accent- and quirky manerisms. Then I listen to him sing--love,love,love a person that can express themselves creatively!! So that makes him a great person to admire and drool over!! The choices are a little slim in reality:)) I'm watching Harry Potter- with him in it as I'm sick on the couch tonight!! so this helps:(((

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  2. I love the equation! For me, I didn't know he existed till he played Edward. I love Edward's character sooooooo I don't know if I think Rob is hot becuause he is Edward or not! Heck, I just wanna look at him anyway! Who cares about if he is Edward or not, right? Plus, you have to admit, he is an awesome Edward!

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  3. I've analyzed a lot of photos :D and have come to realize that besides his chiseled jawline, I'm attracted to his intense look, smile and manner (in videos), but in photographs it's his mouth - the way his lips form the most perfect kiss without any puckering up.

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  4. She's jealous! That's why she said that stupid comment...really how low can she go?? Rob is beautiful in every way physically and personally (obviously for what I've seen because I don't know him personally) Maybe that's a sing that something happen and she's bitchy about it...Wonder what she thinks about Paris...he does look like a woman... Ohh man! That's what happen when you're a venous woman!

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  5. I don't think it's because he plays Edward (since I like him the first time I say him decending from the tree in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) but idk. I think he's cute and pretty and maybe it's becase the personality (at least from the videos and else you can tell he's really humble and else) and the physicall well ... you know.

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  6. I like Nikki, but I think she's confused.

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  7. Ok, so I'm more of a Jackson girl myself. But I think what makes Rob good looking is his features. I generally like people that have interesting features, that don't have a perfect nose or lips or cheekbones or w/e.

    He's not perfect and his personality shines through...THAT'S what makes him attractive!

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  8. wtf.. young girls like boys that look like women?! That was quite rude towards Rob if you ask me. it's like "Hey Rob, no offense, but you look like a woman!" she's confused for sure.

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    OK rob is hot, we love hem just how he is!! just how regular he can be..!! just real… is hem. He don’t prettend of being someone else!!
    and personally i wish he could find a great woman and about his career i just dream he could be a great actor he deservs!!
    And about R&K there’s no such thing, million times they said they’re nothing!! so please stop..
    ps. sorry for my english!!

    Rob es hermoso, tal y como es!!! Y si dicen q es un hombre regular pues asi de regular lo amamos, el no pretende ser alguien q no es!! con todo lo timido q es, todo talentoso!!! es un sol ese hombre y espero q encuentre a una buena mujer y q su carrera siga en acenso!! y paren con las estupideces de rob y kristen!! no estan juntos lo han dicho x poco 1000 veces!! no son nada solo amigos

    att. Pao from Ecuador

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  10. I think that equation is spot on!

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  11. i do have to agree with you he is odd looking but still beautiful!

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  12. It's his jaw, and his hair, and his eyes, and his height, and his lips, and his voice.

    And to Miss Nikki Reed - like Paris Latsis looks like a man? Please!

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  13. If Rob looks like a girl,then call me a lesbian.

    Weird. My comment verification is "conan". :P

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  14. It does help adding some Edwardness to that equation - which is perfect, btw! You guys rocked the Rob science!

    And yes, funny to say that Rob is feminine looking, coming from the girl banging PARIS LATSIS. Please. (rolls eyes).

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  15. Oh, and btw, if there are any girls or women left in the world who do not concur that Rob is HOTTNESS, do me a favor and press play on the track "LET ME SIGN" (*you can Google it). Please feel free to come back here and let me know how that went for you, ladies. Best of luck! ;)

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  16. jess @11:00pm: you're right. totally the song. it's what my friends and i like to call "climax" singing.

    plus great sense of humor, wit, humility. he's a brit. interesting features. great eyes. lovely hair.

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  17. Man girl, your opening the flood gates here! LOL!

    Okay, Im a 31 year old mother and wife, so I totally get were your coming from, Lorabell. I have lived my life being mildly attracted to different guys, but never, and I mean NEVER, has my heart (and libido) ever reacted the way it does to Robert Pattinson. It shocked me to be honest! He's eight years younger then me, my baby brothers age! So I'll stand in the grocery line with a screaming kid reaching for the candy bars while my eyes drag to Rob on a rag magazine...and everything just melts away but him and I. LOL!

    Bottom line; his blue/grey eyes(the shape of them). His pouty mouth and flawless lips. His musician hands. His somtimes brown, somtimes auburn hair. His scruffiness. His shyness. His tall, long, limbs. His wardrobe is devil may care. His humbleness and intelligence. His expressions suck you in. When he talks it comes out in a low purr, and that accent melts a girls panties right off! His talent. His ever present book in hand. Piano, guitar, and voice. A jawline that could occupy my lips for hours...need I continue?

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  18. He's the boy next door that you just relized was breathtakingly beautiful. His smile says alot and his eyes say even more. He doesn't see himself as goodlooking or hot or even a good actor and that is appealing to females. If I were to meet him on the street and not know he was an actor I would still be wowed by him. I first saw him in Vanity Fair in the scene that was deleted and thought he looked good then. After HP I was looking forward to what else he might do. I can't wait to see his other movies.

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  19. His features are not female like at all, and his general looks are too much those of a man, he even looks more like a man than many 23 years old guys; Nikki does have a point that little girls like guys that are kind of feminine, that is why despite what the press thinks, his fans are older, are women, not teen girls.

    He is very good looking guy, being tall and the magnificent jaw help, also the deep thoughtful stare; but mostly his personality, he seems to be an intelligent guy, with a certain edge aside his dorkiness and sense of humor.

    He has good talent acting and music and seems passionate about it, about being an artist.
    I like the Twilight books and the character of Edward, but I´m more interested to follow Rob´s work and what he has to say about it.

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  20. This will sound strange, but I used to date a musician. He was kind of socially awekard, but he is a really great guy. Rob reminds me of him. Not because of the looks, but personality, and, they both have this weird ... what I call a musicians twitch. haha. They rub their hands in their hair A LOT.

    It helps that he is INCREDIBLY sexy!

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  21. OOhh, I can think of a few things that makes him sexy:
    *His lips are delicate,feminine, and soft looking-who wouldn't want to lick those lucious lips
    *His face is symetrical and his features chiseled, like he was carved out of stone
    *His eyes are mesmerizing and piercing, he looks at you like he's making love to you with his eyes *swoon*
    *His body is tall, long, lean, and he is fit-there's alot of him to grab on to :P
    *His fingers are elegant and long-oh what those fingers can do and where they can go...
    *His hair is just the right length to twist your fingers through it and hold on to it while you...
    *His nose is refined and feminine-his features are androgynous which makes him even more mesmerizing because he has both male and female qualities
    *And last, but not least, his British accent combined with his shyness makes women melt-who wouldn' want to be the one to take this shy little guy home and break him of it? I know I want to :P

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  22. nikki needs to get in the troff with the rest of the pigs,anything to see her name in print,i think thats called a media whore.

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  23. lol :) I'm so with Kerri 11:09 comment! I'm 30, married and mum to a beautiful 18 month old son. And like kerri, I have never behaved this way befor regarding an actor..let alone a guy lol, husband excluded lol :) I am completely overhwlemed and captivated by Rob. For me it's everything about him that is captivating, but his voice, the way he speaks just melts me. His voice is so sexy and combine that with his bed hair and eyes that seem to ooze sex appeal and mystery..Ahh what can I say! He's good enough to eat lol

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  24. Nikki is just trying to get some attention from the press.. Just go away Nikki. We don't care.

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  25. musician fingers?? haha omg yesss yes definitely the fingers.
    we all agree he is veryyyy good looking. its the jaw and eyes for me especially.
    i think it is his mannerisms as well: looking down when he talks, eye squinting, opening and closing his mouthh etc and its all natural. hes not trying to make it look like he doesnt care (aka kristen stewart) and he doesnt fuss over his appearance (aka zac efron).
    also i love guys who look dirty and well, you knowww

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  26. oh yes. us young girls like feminine looking guys..
    but of course!



    :|!
    what on earth!!

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  27. Oh Kerri and Tigerlily, you two are so right!! I'm older than either of you and no one (once again excluding hubby) has ever had this effect on me. Ever. No other actor or celebrity has ever gotten me in such a tizzy. Not even close. Sigh. What was the question? :-D

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  28. Well the fact of the matter is that, we all would have gone gaga over any handesome guy who got to play Edward. But luckily enough we got Rob. In the past I've thought certain actors were good-looking but I've never been so captivated by any as I am with Robby-pooh! It has a lot to do with him being gorgeous in a (manly) sort of way (wth is Nikki on?) But I think his personality plays a big part in why we fancy him so much. There are many good-looking actors in Hollywood, BUT Rob certainly has that X factor, that you can't really put your finger on... Furthermore, he has fine ASSets: ;) the hair, the eyes, lips (especially smiling), awesome jawesome, tallness. I think girls/women react to him because although he's obviously a handesome guy, there are few that just smolder, and just consumes you with just a look. And his voice is really Edward-esque--like velvet, no matter if its in american or british accent, but love the british accent!

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  29. @Stacey @Kerri: LMFAO!!!
    - Lorabell

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  30. Nikki's crazy. I DON'T GET HER SOMETIMES !!! I'm glad Kristen's not close to her anymore !!

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  31. Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, you know not what you say...that ain't no feminine jawline...silly girl!

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  32. OH!! I am with Kerri and Tigerlily!! I have NEVER been so smitten with an actor, even in my teen years, as I am with Rob!! His eyes drink you in, even from those rag mags!! His mouth curls just the right amount, when he smiles, he smiles with his eyes...he comes across so genuine, he is not yet jaded. His imperfections make him more perfect, he is real. I could go on and on, it would sound like some sappy love song!! He is just beyond captivating. I hope that he finds true happiness in life, he deserves it. And most of all, I hope all the crazy screaming and assaulting doesn't ruin his view on what women can be. He must think that we are all insane!!

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  33. In the immortal words of Alanis, "Isn't it ironic? Don't ya think?"

    While I don't like Rob that way (he's too thin for me)
    I find it ironic that someone with such a masculine jawline would publicly comment on Rob's "femininity".

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  34. I'm not even going to comment on what she said...but really Nikki, I mean she just came back and this already. Sometimes she should just keep her mouth shut.
    It's incredible, she is back for about a week and already we have her crappy statements haha.

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  35. He's the whole package, period.

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  36. Rob is a little feminine in certain ways, but he's obviously a man. I get what Nikki's saying, I mean, Rob's not the classic "man's man", but I think that's part of his appeal. He's down to earth, intelligent, talented, a little shy, and yet there's something about him that screams "sexy". The fact that he could compose you a song and then play it on a few different instruments, while singing in his adorable British voice might help too.

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  37. I am so tired of this question, how many times do the fans have to explian themselevs.
    Rob is sexy for a variety of reasons and so many levels.
    So here it goes for like the 10th time!
    He is a grogeous man that can carry off many different looks, and styles without a problem.
    I like you equation on the post, but his SEXINESS goes beyond just the physical.

    He is intelligent, multi-talented, well read, and he has a self deprecating sense of humour. and his kind of quirky that makes you want to cuddle with him.

    He dosen't appear to get caught up in hype about himself, he is loyal to friends and family.
    He sometimes has a "I don't give a shit attitidue" that fits with a slightly rebelious nature, yet he alwyas comes across as the consumate gentleman.

    I find that so many people are attracted to him for many of these and other reasons.
    I guess you could say that he is a Renassiance man for our age!
    If you can't find something SEXY about this man then OK, but for me he is the defintion of HOT, and SEXY, and I am sure he will only get better.

    To those that say well he dosen't look like Edward in "Remember Me" I say "dah"!!!, he isn't playing Edward, so back to where I stated that he can change his look and still look good, in this case to suit the movie.

    Many of the hunky or pretty actors of the last 20 years can't do that, Brad Pitt up until recently always looked just like Brad Pitt irregardless of the movie, there was a sameness about his character's appearance.

    Rob is a professional that embraces his craft he does what he enjoys and when he is not enjoying himslef that is very evident, but this young drop dead gorgeous man I think will surprise us over the coming years and be known for more than just a SEX symbol.

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  38. I actually agree with what she says, what she's trying to say is he has somewhat adrogynous features and thats true, now days less that before but he sort of has that whole slight androgynous look goin on when he's all clean shaven and whatnot.
    if you see his older pics it shows even more, and Robert has said that when he was modeling the reason he got work was cause he sort of looked like a girlish boy and as he grew up he got less work cause he's started looking more masculine not as girly.

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  39. they're both very androgynous. look at them! that jawline, that sultry lips, that wide hips! perfect mix for Super Human...

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  40. she's a skank! he is near perfection and with all the hair that luscious body sports he hardly can be considered feminine!

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  41. i don't see it at all. sorry girls. but i do remember when he played cedric, all the flutter about him then. i don't think nikki was being mean, i think she's right. i find cam gigandet a lot more attractive, mainly cos he's a lot more masculine. but carry on...

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  42. when i saw twilight advertised for cinema i thought, meh nobody will ever out shadow david boreanez then one day off sick i thought lets see what all the fuss is about, saw the movie thought this is good, googled a bit, saw rob out of edward clothes and make up and though yeah handsome, but then i saw an interview with him for the first time and that was it, his voice, his laugh and i was robsessed

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  43. i think the equation is the perfect way to explain why.
    L=

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  44. nikki,please look in a mirror,you look just like a man i use to date,but he was just a bitch,so i dump him.

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