July 8, 2009

Me & My Muffin Top: Dumb Crap I Can't Avoid

As you've all seen by now, KStew is allegedly preggers, and the proof is apparently her barely-there pooch.

So far, I've been avoiding acknowledging this silly story, but it keeps getting shoved in my face.

All I have to say is, Hullo? If having a lil' pooch is evidence of being knocked up, then people must think that my ever-present Food-Induced-Belly-Bump is an indication that I'm pregnant with sextuplets these days. Sorry, I'm just puffy and eat too much ice cream.

This is the *dumbest* gossip I've read so far.

Sob. Where is the real TwiCrack? Going into TwiCrack withdrawal for sure.

30 comments:

  1. ...as it was an Australian Magazine that published this story - the reporter must be ridden by a "perverse-picture-interpreting-disorder" !
    Perhaps the terrible button pinched poor Kristen's belly or the director of "Runaways" told her to keep the pants open... who knows?
    I don't think that Bella, who is a "I know exactly what is good for me-type of girl" would endanger her carreer - that has still two parts of the Twilight-Saga to follow! No way!
    How, by the way, did that reporter get that close to Kristen's girl-friend?
    Those dirty reporters get money for every single line they write...

    It is a pity that they can't be sued for it!

    Kristen did not even let Robert kiss her during the Award -

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  2. Bring on the shooting of Eclipse! Then we bloggers will have some real news to report! x

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  3. just one word... PHOTOSHOP!!!
    ¬¬

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  4. Once Eclipse starts filming we'll be full of that, and New Moon press, and soundtrack goodies. Fear not TwiCrack! We're all having withdrawls for sure, but we're totally going to OD starting mid-August and probably not ending until Breaking Dawn is in theaters. I don't even know what i'm gonna do when all the movies are done...i'll have to get a new hobby!! AHHH!!

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  5. lmao. this cracked me up, its so stupid.

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  6. PUH-LEEZ! The paporazzi must be running out of ideas to try and make Rpattz and Kstews life a living hell because this is just insane!! Thats obviously just a little belly fat, those leather pants are SO TIGHT her belly should be hanging out! My stomach is chunkier than that and people don't accuse ME of being pregnant.

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  7. Maybe she just ate some pasta...I mean come on!

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  8. It looks like her leather pants are so tight their inducing a muffin top that doesn't really exist.

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  9. First of all, that is hardly a muffin top! Second of all, she's NOT preggers but if she was why do they assume it would be Rob's, why not Michael's? Maybe she had a big lunch and just wants to Al Bundy it!

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  10. This ridiculous story doesn't even deserve commenting on.

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  11. If muffin top is a sign of pregnancy than I'm having triplets...

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  12. This is the dumbest story I have yet to hear from the paps. First of all, they havent seen eachother since what, the end of may? I think she'd show a little more if she was pregnat.
    She doesnt even look fat. She has like an inch of stomache to her, and its just because of those skin tight leather pants. A milkshake makes much more sense than a baby. They must have used up all their other half-assed stories. The paps are pathetic. Utterly pathetic. If you have nothing better to do than bash of inoscent celebrities, you honestly need to get a life.

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  13. This is why Kristen flips the paps off...

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  14. My daughter asked if I had a baby in my belly because it was big... I said "no hunnie, that is too much lasagna"

    These skinny actresses gain a pound and they get a bump of sorts, it's part of being a stick.... sheesh!!!!

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  15. ps - the photo is weird and hair in face, is this really KStew or a stunt double or stand-in perhaps? just an alternate thought

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  16. It's clearly Photoshopped, her belly button is in a awfully awkward place. They just added the "bump". They must be getting pretty desperate to have to lower themselves to this...

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  17. BAER (that means Big Assed Eye Roll)

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  18. LOL at Jenny.

    That smidge of a belly looks like the result of a late night case of munchies. Give me a friggin' break.

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  19. Ridiculous! The mags are like us, they are in Twi news withdrawl.... They go for lies to fill their pages!!! Silly!
    Whatever... I agree where is the real news!! argh its coming soon, filming starts in AUG.!!!!!! HEY-0!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  20. Kristen Stewart doesn't have any fat on that body! Paaaalease!

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  21. i prefer to call it a "food baby" since that is of course what it is. poor kristen, no one should have to wear those pants.

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  22. it probibally is a little body fat, but has anyone thought that the director asked her to gain acouple pounds for the movie when she's joan jett (which isn't the skinniest person...) alot of actors and actressed do that to fit the part.....because i have NEVER seen KStew with an inch of fat...

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  23. Kristens so skinny that when her happy monthly visitor pops around she probablly shows. Geese, give the girl a break.

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  24. Bullshit!No true!Kristen didn't even know that rumor was going on , until some friend twit her about the rumor going on about Kstew , pregnant.She respond "your fuckin' kidding me?".It's not true, just Australian Magazine want to make $money$ out of bullshit , nonsense things.

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  25. This is sooo stupid! I do think there's something going on between those two but come on!!! A baby??? That's insane!!!! Like some of you said hellooo? that's a baby bump?? Well then I guess I'm 5 month pregnant!! There's some desperate people trying to mess up our minds but we're not dumb!!! She's sooo skinny that even a coke could do that! The funny part is that I read somewhere else that she took care of this...she has an abortion last weekend and Rob was there too...hahaha Looks like some people don't have anything else to do... ;-)

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  26. THANK YOU!! Being from Oz, I saw this mag the morning it came out and it made me furious!!!! Seriously, if KStew's looks pregnant by having a bit of a tummy then I must be about to go into labour at any second!

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  27. That is soo not her!! SHe is soooooo skinny.. that is def not her stomach! she is the skinniest girl, maybe thats her stunt double!!!! Why cant they just leave them alone! All this crazy talk and stalker fans are guna make her and R PAttz not like the twilight fans anymore

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  28. 1st of all WTF! this is crazy
    this is OVERDOING it! shes not pregz! far out! whoever published this article maaan your an idiot! that doesnt even look like her.
    ''Kristen tells rob''
    yehah okay coz u were there when she said that where you? im australian and im never buying this mag again seriously i can live wiht some of the BS they make up but jebusss christ this id the dumbest thing ive herd in all ym 15 years of life!
    xx

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