July 14, 2009

Edward Cullen vs. Bill Compton: Who would win Vampire Smackdown?

HorrorBlips.com asked some 'Vampire Experts' who would win in a fight between Twilight's Edward Cullen and True Blood's Bill Compton. Well, there was really no consensus among the participants, but here is what biased-Edward-obsessed me had to say:
I think that Edward Cullen would win. (duh) While Bill displays more outward violence and Vamp-inspired aggression, Edward's a sexually frustrated 108-year old virgin. Though Edward's outwardly calm, rational and demonstrates restraint, if provoked, I think he'd explode like a tightly wound coil; Edward would channel all that angst and energy into kicking Bill's old ass.
This is what 90+ years of blue balls will do, in my opinion. Read what others had to say here.

What do you think? :-)

9 comments:

  1. I honestly think if they got into a full in fight Bill would win,he's older for one,and he's more violent. I dont know why people compare True Blood and Twilight the only thing they have in common is Vamps. It's stupid and I think both series are great.

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  2. While I love Twilight - True Blood seems too bloody and dirty for me.
    So my vote is Edward!

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  3. My vote is for Edward ,because his romantic love between him and Bella ,he SPARKELS , and what he does to protect Bella.I don't like violent , bloody , dirty vampires.I like romantic , sparkel , cuties vampires. =)

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  4. Can't all Vamps just get along. While I LOVE Edward, Bill would kick his a**. He's older (actual age and vampire age) so he will be more powerful. But then again, Eward has the mind reading going for him.

    I'd have to say both Edward & Bill are very protective of their lady loves.

    I agree the only thing they have in common is that they are vampires. Do we have to compare. I love both Twilight and True Blood.

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  5. Very well said TCA! I agree with you completely!

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  6. Umm I think Bill can win because he's more violent but like some of you said Edward has the mind reading power soo that's a good chance for him! I love Twilight and I like True Blood but there's no comparison. True Blood is very strange and soo many sex scenes and this season started sooo boring! I actually saw Harry Potter (with Robert) this Sunday instead of True Blood because I'm kind of getting tired! Twilight is more "fresita" like we said here in PR which means more sweet and romantic...I can tell what's with Twilight but the spell that hs over us is inexplicable! I just sent the books to my cousin on Tuesday and she's reading Breaking Dawn and she's obsessed now that I feel guilty! haha Edward is the role model for any guy...yeah right! haha

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  7. Luv both- If fighting alone - Bill would win, then again they both struggle with moral beliefs of killing just for sport!! And then Edward would have his whole family to help!! Hee Hee - Might be a draw because neither one wants to be a monster!!

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  8. um i remembering seeing one episode of true blood where bill was getting f*cked up by a couple of humans.. Edward would most certainly win because he has rock hard skin that cant b penetrated. Also humans know not to get to close to the cullens and bill just frollics with them all the time. i dont think bill fights like edward re. edward fightin victoria read the discription

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  9. Bill, i think Edward is sorta a pussy.

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