One of my readers emailed me, and asked me if I'd put up advertisements for Trojan you-know-whats on my blog. The answer is a big, fat NO. I can't control the ads that pop up randomly on my side-bar -- sometimes it's for Twilight quizzes, sometimes it's for McDonald's, etc. I have no idea what sort of Googly-logic goes into what ads pop up on my site.
How ironic, especially since on some levels, Twilight plugs abstinence before marriage.
P.S. Sorry everybody, especially you youngins'. I hope the ads go away soon -- working to figure out how to take 'em down.