June 15, 2009

*Contest* Celebrating Post #1600 With Chance To Win Pocket Edward

Since I'm such an obsessive compulsive blogger, I missed several blog milestones, including Post #100, Post #1000 and Post #1500. Instead, I will celebrate my 1600th post and achieving over 3 million page hits since December 17th (when TwiCrack Addict was born) by giving away a Pocket Edward to one of my readers. :-)

What do you have to do? Not much. :-) You may submit up to 2 entries in the following manner:

1) Make us laugh: Share a funny joke, hilarious video, photo, etc.! It can really be anything, as long as it's Funny as Hale. Leave your entry in the comments section of this post for all to enjoy


2) Link back to TwiCrack Addict: Share the love! Blog / Twitter about one of my posts, add me to your blogroll, grab my RSS feed, or become my blog follower. Leave me a comment with a link to your post or evidence of how you linked back to me.

Mucho Important Notes:
  • Provide Contact Info: For each entry, please be sure to leave your email address in the comments so that I can reach you if you win!
  • Deadline: Entries must be received by Wednesday, June 17th at 12 Midnight EST; I will then compile all entries and randomly select a winner. Pocket Edward will be in your hot hands by next week.
  • US Shipping Addresses Only: Super sorry, everybody outside of the U.S.! :-(
Thanks for reading my blog, everybody!


  1. Ellen Degeneres Starbuck's Prank: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyefgDtNuaM&feature=related
    (I had to type that all out, for some reason I couldn't paste the link!)

    Possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen!


  2. Wow, 1600th! You blow me away. I'm not entering...because I'm giving away an Edward for my birthday! LOL

    Congratulations. You are so awesome.

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  4. Check out my Computer. Makes me smile when I look at it. http://twitpic.com/7hp4o

  5. i have your URL on my blog, because you freaking rock! =)

  6. CONGRATZZ!!!! i was also born on december 17th :D i'm glad we can celebrate that day together!!

  7. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_5jDAnliok

    I love your blog and pocket Edward! Congrats! I just posted this vid on Peter's FB cuz it was so funny! If you are friends with him you will know I'm tellin the truth!!! Its super fun! Enjoy!


  8. 1600?! Congratulations! I tweeted one of your blog post, you can see it at www.twitter.com/vokalchick


  9. You r my number one TWIBLOGGER and always have been, I torment my husband with how much I love your blog daily....
    Thx for being there for us TwiCrackers, Happy 1600th!!! Check out my blog for my entry post to the one and only YOU.... Id love me some Pocket Edward!

  10. Oh and my email is kelshowards@gmail.com

    Go Lost!

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  12. WOOT! I'm not entering either. Just wanted to say congrats! WOW! :)

  13. Every time I watch this I LOL

    uhm, I thought this was pretty funny...

    or this

    no i lied, this one is great

    thats all i got for now haha.

  14. opps, email is tishlikeafish@hotmail.com

  15. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xf88HNWFfc

    Haha!! my email is luvallpups@yahoo.com

  16. As my second entry, I'd like to enter:

    luvallpups@yahoo.com again!!

  17. http://alice-alicesshenanigans.blogspot.com/

    I follow you on my blog for the world to see...if the world were so inclined to stop by. Stop by world, stop by!! ;o}

  18. I hope I can make something. I visit this blog daily :)!

  19. 1600?! Twicrack, you are truly insane. Congratulations!!!

  20. Coincidentally, I actually name-dropped you in a recent post on my blog. And you're on my blog list. I hardly think it's fair, though, since I can't say anyone actually reads mine. :)


  21. I've recently joined the Twilight blogging world and have you linked on my list. Love your blog and pocket Edward!


    PS I named mine before I found yours, no name infringement intended!

  22. oh, my email is jshirleygirl@gmail.com

  23. I want a mini Edward because I was too chicken shit to ask for one for my birthday. I wrote about it on my blog undercovertwilighter.blogspot.com I am totally linked up with you, Twicrack, cuz' errbody knows you gots the best goods in town! Luv me some Twicrack!

  24. Congrats TCA! I think I have been along for the ride for a good number of those. You are a goddess.

  25. Okay So heres a Joke or more....
    1.Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror!
    2.Jasper will never be a therapist becasue he already knows "how you feel about that".
    3.Ok so we have TwiHards, Twilights, and TwiGuy's
    So what do you call a Emotional Twilighter?
    ......................... A TwiBaby.
    4.How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
    I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen (including me)
    5.Alice Cullen can predict the shuffle on her iPod

    So yeah those r some jokes hope every 1 likes XD
    oh and before i forget my email is michellecortes05@yahoo.com

  26. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

    Love your site,

  27. "Ninety two percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils"


  28. Me and Roomie do a youtube channel dedicated to Twilight! When we do a video together though it gets freaking hilarious! This is my entry..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqdV7v6p82w

  29. i twittered about your posts http://twitter.com/Nataly_Michelle/status/2188515289


  30. i twitter about your website cause i love it && its my fave website.



  31. 1600 Posts?! You are amazing woman! Just wanted to send a congrats out! (I would totally love to add you to my blog roll.. but.. I am too chicken to show others just how secretly obsessed I REALLY am.. cuz that's how I roll) I thank you for the great twicrack and the daily "hits" you give!

  32. Congrats on 1600! Follow you and keep your blog as a link on mine ifucaimee.blogspot.com.


  33. www.youtube.com/watch?vGM3YylcJxeq&feature=channel_page

    It has nothing to do with Twilight but its worth a try. The lighting is horrible too LOL

    Next time instead of James in the video, I'll use pocket edward ;-)

    I follow you on my blog and check this website every day!
    My email is Rubiehart@gmail.com

  34. if the link above doesn't work just go to you tube and type rubiehart and see the e harmony video.

  35. Congrats on your 1600th post!!

    Your blog was the first one that cought my eye when i became twiobsessed! You always seem to provide just the right amount of information to calm my cravings! You keep posting, i'll keep reading! Thanks for being my enabler!

    (this is one of those times i wished i lived in the us of a ;))

  36. I am addicted to ALL things Twilight and I have 5 different Twilight Saga blogs i check daily, but you always seem to be the most up to date!

    Keep up the AWESOME work and congrats on the 1600th post!

    www.myspace.com/natasha_babyyy - Status Update


  37. Found two videos I'll compete with!
    Maybe not so funny, but wtf, i'm in! :D
    Email: Daazzled@live.se



  38. Darn it! Didn't saw the much important notes.
    I'm out. [I'm in Sweden]

  39. Damn it... I live in Australia..:(

  40. Okay here is my funny stories for entry...I really need a pocket Edward!

    My BFF and I are complete Rob Pattinson addicts, I secretly changed my name on her cell phone to read "RPattz", the first time I called her after that she laughed so hard I thought she was gonna pee :)

    We are also taking a trip together to NYC this July to catch some Bobby Long shows and hopefully have a Pattinson sighting. We plan to take along a Flat Rob (you know like a Flat Stanley) so we can take pics of him all over NYC just in case we miss the real thing.

    We are grown women, but there is just something about Rob Pattinson that has turned us into teens again...nothing like a little Robsession to bring two friends closeer together.

    Email is kdawnwhitt@gmail.com

    P.S. Twicrack rocks, I read at least 3 times daily and it is always my first internet stop. Keep up the great work!

  41. Congrats! I'll hold out for pocket Jacob ;)

  42. A Poem for Him...

    What did I do before you came into my life,
    Edward Cullen, with all of your strife.

    Life before Twilight seems so dim,
    Now everything is vivid as I yearn for more of him.

    You consume my thoughts of what you meant to me,
    You haunt my dreams, fairytales I can so clearly see.

    Bella is great, I bare her no ill will,
    Yet can't you see I'm the one whose heart you fill?

    All kidding aside, I know you feel strongly for her,
    Just give me a chance, I'll tame your growl to a purr.

    Werewolves, rough vampires, evil doers beware,
    Edward & I will make a formiable pair.

    Bella will be fine, she always makes it through, Meet me in the meadow, I'll forever follow you.

    Dear Edward, I hope you will answer my plea,
    I'll close my eyes tight...when they open I hope you'll be with me!

    *Dedicated to the 1600th post of TwiCrack Addict*

  43. Wow, congratulations and all that jazz TCA!

    Be proud of being the obsessive, compulsive Twilight blogger that all us Twilight Freaks lurvvv. :)

  44. 1600?!?! CONGRATS!!

    I'm a follower, and have your link on my blog. :-)


    Here's to 1600 more!!


  45. TCA! Congrats! and We SOOOOOO have you linked over at http://TwiSessed.blogspot.com.

    Ms M

  46. I wish I had something funny about twilight to share :(
    I just can remember that I told that Jake's joke [”Rosalie, how do you drown a blonde?” jokes Jacob. (”Heard that one, dog” sneers Rosalie) “Glue a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool”, answers Jacob.] to a friend of mine (who is blond) and she didn't get that... she stills not getting (maybe Jacob's right - just sayin').

    You already know how much we love your blog :)
    I have to thank you again your email (you send me a long time ago - remember?), because you have lots of work and you still answer us (fans).

    We spoke about your blog in our 2nd post :)

    Thank you so much :)
    Kind regards from PORTUGAL

  47. holy crap I've been so ga-ga & engrossed in my own little twi-rpattz-stalky-world that i didn't even see this - i am LAAAAME!!!

    Congratulations TwiCrack - that is stellar! You know we [heart] you something fierce!

    : )

  48. Hey TCA!

    I just wanted to say Congrats! Keep up the good work!

  49. Okay Heres a pretty FUNNY video of Rob and a bunch of mix clips with diff music completely hilarious


    Oh and P.S. Keep up the great job i love how your blog is always up to date

  50. Oh Snapples forgot my e-mail its michellecortes05@yahoo.com

  51. Melissaisatwilightlover.June 16, 2009 at 7:11 PM

    Oh, God, 1600 posts? That's amazing!
    Here is my joke, totally non-Twilight related, but funny all the same (this is also not true anymore, but the point is the same) I also made this up all by myself because I'm that funny:

    Do you know why Malawi would not let Madonna adopt that kid?
    They were afraid she would hide the kid in her gap!

    Oh, that is what I call a burn.

    Here is my e-mail:

    I'll be sure to deal some Twi-Crack for you!

  52. melissaisatwilightlover.June 16, 2009 at 7:45 PM

    Here is another funny thing (inappropriate for some viewers, like me, but who cares?):

    Oh and I like cats, but this cracks me up:


    here is my email again:

  53. Wow, that's a lot of posts! Even more proof how perfect this site is! I just love everything about it. And I also love everything about this video. One of the funniest things I've EVER seen. LOL.

    My e-mail is bloom4815@aol.com

  54. Okay so i probs cant enter any more BUT i just had to share this pic with you about Rob


    if it does count my email is michellecortes05@yahoo.com

  55. I love your blog! It makes the workday much more bearable! Thanks for all the entertaining updates!

    I wanted to post a funny pic, but I couldn't get it to post in the comment box. So I am emailing it to you. Hope you enjoy. It's called "If dogs were vampires"


  56. I finally added you to my blogroll (something I should have done a LONG time ago, since I come here daily anyway)

    Congratulations on having such a great blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  57. I was reading my twitter and saw this and it made me laugh so hard:



  58. oh I twit one of your post here: http://twitter.com/Shicake/status/2216389818


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