May 22, 2009

Jackson to Play Creepy Killer Varg Vikernes in Lords of Chaos (gulp)

Blabbermouth.net blabs on Jackson's new role as a "murderous Norwegian Black-metaller":
Jackson Rathbone, the teen heartthrob from "Twilight", has reportedly agreed to play Varg Vikernes (a.k.a. Count Grishnackh) — the former BURZUM mastermind who is currently serving a Norwegian prison term for the August 1993 murder of MAYHEM guitarist Oystein Aarseth (a.k.a. Euronymous) and setting fire to three churches — in the upcoming movie "Lords Of Chaos".
*shudder*

31 comments:

  1. Ooo creepy!
    I bet Jackson will do a fine job!

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  2. I cannot wait to see this one. I lovelovelove Jackson to death, and our shared love of horror/dark genre films seems to be working out- he's all over starring in them, and I'm *so* there to see them all :D

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  3. I can definitely see him playing the part, he'll be awesome!

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  4. That sweet lovely face is going to play a killer? Oh my

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  5. Like Jackson and all but thats just weird. And this is a story people want to see made into a movie, why???

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  6. This should be interesting...

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  7. BOYCOTT THIS MOVIE! VARG VIKERNES IS A BLACK METAL MASTERMIND, AND NO FAGGOT VAMPIRE LOVING HOMO IS GOING TO PORTRAY A MUSICAL GENIUS! I AM A TRVE BLACK METAL KVLTIST AND VARG VIKERNES DOES NOT SUPPORT THIS MOVIE! Like every other "documentary" about Varg, this will portray him as a Satanist (which he is profoundly against). The church burnings were justified, the "Will of God" commanded these churches to be built on Pagan worship grounds. Varg is not a twisted killer, his murder of Euronymous was justified. Euronymous of MAYHEM had planned to film himself torturing Varg and ultimately, murder him. Varg did not stab Euronymous 20-odd times. Euronymous attacked Varg, and went to grab a shotgun. Varg used a blunt hunting knife to defend himself, stabbing Euronymous in the head. Euronymous fell down several stairs landing in a pile of broken glass. THIS IS NOT EVEN AN ORIGINAL MOVIE! THE ENTIRE FILM HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE IN NORSK WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES! ITS CALLED "SATAN RIDES THE MEDIA," AND IT TOO IS BIASED TO AN EXTREME EXTENT! May the "lords of chaos" have mercy on your souls, as all you filthy mainstreamists will perish at the hands of the trve Gods of music, the kvlt du blaq!

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  8. Okay Vwindir. You need to breath in... breath out. I got maybe, three sentences in... and I was like -whoa- somebody needs to take a chill pill.

    Seriously...

    Like whoa. I don't even know how to respond to your post... cause I just about got lost after the mention of being some sort of follower of some sort... -scratches head-

    ANYWHO...

    Have I mentioned lately that I *heart* Jackson Rathborne. Have you seen him in S.Darko? He's such a little nerd/weirdo... I find him sweet. And he was in the latest Inked magazine, showing off his little hip tattoo... I've never met a guy with a hip tattoo...

    Anyways, I think he can totally pull it off...

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  9. Hey TCA, you got quite the diverse following now, aye? haha

    Let's not give the psycho any more than he is looking for.

    Obviously, bringing this to a following that loves J. Rathbone would cause an uproar --and that is definitely what the metal [meat]head is looking for. (f**got vampire loving h*mo? Seriously? Get a life. Oh and your little "have mercy on [our] fily mainstreamist souls, thanks for making me laugh, you nut job.)

    TCA, is there any way to delete a unnecessary offending post? *cough cough*

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  10. hehe, if they are filming in Norway, then we (the norwegian Twilight fans) will be on the set every day xD

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  11. Wow!! Don't know the people in this story, Don't Care!! 1993 was a life time ago. Remember Jackson is an actor- and actor's need to make a living $$$$ just like the rest of us. He has the talent and from the photo above has similiar features- put a wig and some makeup and there you go.:)) I agree with anonymous- very interesting group has emerged over the last few months...

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  12. Wow VWindir... settle down. Take your Ritalin, go back to your Dungeons and Dragons game and stop being a hater. Ugh!

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  13. I BET NONE OF YOU EVEN HEARD OF BURZUM OR VARG BEFORE.


    YOU'LL PROBABLY BE SCARED SHITLESS IF YOU SEE THIS MOVIE.

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  14. this fucking pisses me off, now we are gonna be having 8 and 12 year old preps watching church burnings and blackmetal corpse paint, i personally think that they cant handle it. And second of all i bet none of you preps,or posers even know who burzum or varg is, u guys probly dont even know shit about metal or black metal. So seriouly if your gonna watch a movie get your facts right first, its not a kid friendly love story its a movie about death and suffering. oh yeah one more thing, the real varg is pissed about this movie. so FUCK U ALL!!! and goodbye

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  15. this movie will suck ass, its a disgrace to all black metal fans. Damn these fucking preps and posers

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  16. JOIN ANTI LORDS OF CHAOS MOVEMENT! http://www.last.fm/group/NO+LORDS+OF+CHAOS%21/settings BLACK METAL MUST NOT BE COMMERCIALIZED IN SUCH A SHAMELESS MANNER!!!! IF WE LET THIS GO THROUGH, THE GENRE WILL LOSE ALL RELEVANCE! WE MUST STOP THIS!

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  17. Well this book was bullshit and totally misrepresented the black metal genre. But for you twilight fans, nothing against you but I'd be scared. Varg Vikernes just got released from jail and notoriously dislikes the book, so rathbone should watch his back.

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  18. I WILL BURN DOWN CHURCHES IF THIS MOVIE GETS PLAYED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR ON HOLY BURZUM! I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!

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  19. This movie will be a disgrace. I wonder if the black metal years will reborn because of the black metal purists. I think they will try to destroy the posers and they could go really far.
    It's sad.
    Now ignorant 12 year old girls will wear this : "I (heart) Varg" like they are wearing "I (heart) vampires"
    YoU knOw thE gUy Is soOoo hawt LaWlZ! TwIliGHt 4eva chIxxX. soOO bADasS. RoFLzzzZ he aLso pLAyed vaARg! blAck mEtal Is my nEwz liFestylezz! *devilhorns with thumb out*
    there should be a jackson rathbone poster burning
    And he'll receive all the threats needed.

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  20. this should be AWESOME.

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  21. I'm with Vampxblade...who wants lil "Twi-hards" becoming involved in the holy (or unholy) Black Metal. Can you imagine the excruciating thought of 12yr lil whores with 'Bella' complexs wearing corpse paint in some lame attempt to 'jump on another bandwagon'...I'm for Jackson Rathbone playing Varg...his a great actor (bar the Twilight shit) and he bares a resemblence to young Varg. But nu-metal can become popular before i let any posers ruin another sub-culture! \m/0_o\m/.....long live METAL!!!

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  22. Have you people actually heard of Varg Vikernes, or are some of you just watching it because of Rathbone? Norwegian Black Metal isn't to be taken lightly, and I'm serious. People were dieing, and now they're making a fucking movie out of it!? Vikernes has gone through enough shit, and have been in jail because of it... he don't even want the movie to be made! Like Vampxblade said, if fucking preps and wannabes are going to start listening to metal, especially norwegian black metal, I'm going to get sick! I don't want this movie, and people hate black metal enough as it is. They actually hate the people listening to it too! (like me) I don't want preps down in the garage or the norwegian rock festival!
    As someone mentioned, it would ruin the best music ever made! SO don't watch this movie!!!!!

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  23. VARG VIKERNES IS MINEE !! .|.
    xD

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  24. "I don't want this movie, and people hate black metal enough as it is. They actually hate the people listening to it too!" omg fuck you babe :) Don't talk shit! The people hate black metal ?? WRONG! People hate FUCKIN' R&B, RAP, HIP-HOP AND POP!! so SHUT UT ASS!! Again, DON'T TALK SHIT !! U DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT VARG AND U DON'T KNOW WHY HE KILLED EURONYMOUS !! DON'T TALK SHIT AGAIN MOTHER FUCKER !!

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  25. I have a black metal band, and WE WILL BE FAMOUS! BLACK METAL SUCKERS !!

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  26. The "twilighters" say: "OMG I LOVE VAMPIRES! I WANT TO BE A VAMPIRE! I WANT BLOOD !! "
    -.-"" Blood???
    Blood= Sacrifice= Death= Death Lovers= BLACK METAL!
    Assholes -.-"

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  27. I get such a huge *facepalm* reaction when I read all the bullshit written on this blog. As many have said before me, not only does none of these Twilight fans know anything about church arsonism, Varg, Euronymous or black metal in general, but all you can come up with is "I lovelovelove Jackson and I'm *SO* gonna watch this movie". It's not just a fucking entertainment show, people. Those were real facts that happened for real reasons.
    On the other hand, I don't really get why anyone would like to do a movie about this, especially since Varg does not approve of it. I would personally sue the producer and everyone else, if I was him. They just wanna make cash out of everything, selling stories they know shit about.
    Also, this Jackson dude won't play the part anymore. Another asshole is gonna take his place.

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  28. This is amazing! The little Twilight girls and the black metal elitists will collide! Epic!

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  29. Murderer or not, church arsonist or not, he doesn't want it.
    I just think that first of all his will might be respected. It's "only" about his life...

    Then, it's known that the sweet vampires are slowly loosing fans (after a couple of films, even brainless teenagers are bored), so why don't take one LoVaBlE of them and create a new Edward Cullen, "satanic", "damned" and "cooool" version?
    Christmas is less commercial than this film.

    Tecnezia


    N.B.: the first girlie I'll see with pink-black striped socks and a Black Metal T-Shirt, will undergo a bowels extraction, hoping that anyone won't make a film on Death Metal...

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