Robert Pattinson Greek Glamour: The Only Time I'll Ever Be In a Fashion Mag and Mentioned in the Same Breath as RPattz

Hermione sent me these scans from Greek Glamour, and if you check the second one out closely, you'll see that my blog is mentioned in the first column!
Can somebody who reads Greek tell me what this says? I'm scared. Here are some potential translations:

"I'm not a crazie like this kook TwiCrack Addict."

or

"I really think that Robert Pattinson is destined to fall in love with TwiCrack Addict."

No?

UPDATE: ROBsessed (my personal source of all ROBcrack), who also got a shout-out in Greek Glamour, says it's a Rob Worship-type of article, and gives the following translation - phew! :-)

It begins with the big impact that Rob had in his last film. According to “confessions of twicrack addict” blog, we need to wait for about 231 days; 28 hours and 2 minutes for the release of “new moon” …if we manage to fly to New York.

It mentions about the madness that has come over women and young girls over Rob, and it mentions some links, or sites that people can read (enter ROBsessed) or see several trailers at youtube. In a few words, get more addicted and don’t miss a thing related to Rob.

It gives a brief intro about his first appearances as an actor, till the moment that he was rehearsing his role of Edward in the director’s bedroom with Kristen. Even though he was terrified at the audition, he was thrilled to be with Kristen, because he was been very impressed by her play at “into the wild”.

Awesome!