April 29, 2009

Love Custard, etc.

Jenny Jerkface made me cry tears of laughter today by posing the questions about Breaking Dawn you *know* you were wondering about, but didn't dare ask.

Read what she has to say at TwiTarded about Vampire McLovin -- but just a warning, it's for mature audiences only (which is just gonna make you all want to look even more...).

P.S. I will never look at custard the same way.


  1. hahaha that was crazy! It was very funny!! Quite an imagination!

  2. Twi - we can never say it enough, but we love you.

    And honestly, for some reason that banana pudding picture is WAY dirty. REALLY dirty... :P

  3. I might never even eat a banana again. For several reasons.

    But thx TwiCrack! You're the best (and you have a dirty little mind like us - lol!)...

    : )

  4. Hahah so I've been a LONG time lurker on this website but reading what was written on that link just cracked me up..
    Love custard..
    like you I will NEVER look at custard the same way.

  5. Can't stop smirking. Thanks for the link. I was always wondering about the Aunt Flo problem too.

  6. It's great! Love this!!! LOL.

    I guess I'm the only person that just took it for what it was and assumed it was "all good" cause SM said so.

  7. OME!! I cannot thank you enough for this...I'm afraid this triggered something very naughty in me...now I want more!

  8. OMG
    That was funny!
    And I'm glad to know I'm not the only one that wondered what happens when Auntie Flo is in town!?
    She's got a point on the love venomous love custard ;-)

  9. OMG I loved this! I am still laughing. The comments are as good as the original post!!

  10. Finally! i thought i was the only one who thought that when Edward said he might her hurt, he meant hurt her yoo hoo!! I was shocked when she meant bruises!!

  11. I was looking for the perfect custard photo, and then i saw the banana pudding. it was just so wrong that it was *right*. awesome. :-)

  12. My lord that was one of the funniest things I have ever read on the subject!

  13. That was THE funniest and funest subjects I have EVER participated in! EVER!

    OH, I just thought of another one.

    What does Edward do when Bellas on her period? There must be weeks at a time he has to dissapear. LOL! SEE, theres all kinds of crazy thoughts like that!

  14. I, too, shall never look at custard or bananas for that matter the same way again. ;)
    JJ and STY over at Twitarded are pure genius.
    You, TwiCrack are as well. I ALWAYS enjoy your articles, pictures and news... hummm I think I've told you this before. LOL


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