Why haven't you written about Robert Pattinson's secret Asian-Swedish writer girlfriend (Frances Anikolai but sometimes goes by Anika) who lives in London? Everyone already knows about her, so it's pointless for him to continue to lie about it. He might as well come clean.
Dear Playa Patt:
Maybe Rob actually tries to keep his private life private. It's kind of refreshing.
You can read it for yourself at the source. Heh.