March 27, 2009

Boston Taxpayer $$ Wasted on Futile Hunt for Vampires Haunting Highschool

The Boston Herald reports that Boston Latin School in Massachusetts was recently beset with Vampire rumors:

After stories spread that vampires were strolling the campus of Boston Latin School, the headmaster of the prestigious college-prep school put a stake in the rumors. Lynne Mooney Teta sent a notice out Thursday to faculty, students, and parents denying the presence of bloodsuckers. She declined, however, to offer details about the rumors.

Boston Police spokesman Eddy Chrispin said police were called to the school Wednesday after hearing of the vampire tales. Chrispin said he didn’t know if the alleged vampires were among the student body or hiding in old corners of the building.

Are these people on TwiCrack? I can't believe that the school Headmaster actually had to pen a letter negating Vampire rumors. You can also read about this silly story over at 4tnz.

2 comments:

  1. Haha- I love Southpark- did you see the Twilight Hot Topic episode?

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  2. No, i didn't see it, but now i *must* :-)

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