Letters to Rob: Poem from KStew to her Weed

Alright. Somebody is gonna hate me for bringing Kristen's November pipe dream up again, but this recent winning Letters to Rob Twi-alentine's poem by Paige and Christina is hilarious!

Poem from KStew to her Weed
Roses are red,
you are my green.
When I don’t smoke you,
I get bitchy and mean.

In the morning,
when I wake.
I fill my bowl,
and a hit I take.
Oregano and I sit,
on the steps outside.
We smoke until,
we are flying high.

I love you like,
girls love RPattz.
And even a little more,
than my own cats.

People tell me that,
I really should stop.
When they say this,
I tell them to stfu !

P.S. Don't get me wrong, I love KStew and think she is amazingly talented! But chica, what are you doing smoking up on your front steps? ;-)